When I was a pup, I was given a hamburger (unfortunately as a toy and not as food)
and I always have my favourite dingo bone to chew on
...........and now that I am all grown up, my friends want to eat me.
Rafv, the Siberian Husky goes for my ears (there is a dish locally called 'kway chap' and they serve pig's ears)
Bully the Bull Terrier, after my hind legs (think she is eating 'ther kah' - another local favourite i.e. pig's trotters)
The 2 Golden Retrievers after my face (oops not in any local dishes so not sure why GRs love my face)
I know I may look like a pig but that is no excuse for wanting to eat me.
(below is me praying) - Can someone out there please help me? I don't want to end up in any one's pot or dish.